aries: sexually frustrated at everything taurus: really nice but dead inside gemini: mostly just hungry cancer: in the closet but not really leo: super gay for everyone virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks sagittarius: always boning your mom capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more aquarius: never not killing you pisces: big booty bitches
my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wazowski’s face on it and i don’t know if i’m ready for that level of commitment
Also I don’t see enough white feminists giving credit to Nicki Minaj beyond the interview of her doing her eyeliner. Did you guys forget that she recognized and IDed as cisgender, and recognized that vagina does not equal womanhood, when she called herself a “woman with vagina.” And that asshole talk show host laughed and said “as opposed to a women without one?” and she gave him a the meanest look and said “yes.” We need to gif that.
“"Women are the niggers of gender," the email said. "If you killed yourself, I wouldn’t even fuck the corpse."
I blinked at my phone, fighting simultaneous urges to hurl my phone across the room in anger and cry. Later that day, someone texted me my address — telling me they’d “See me when I least expected it.”
I haven’t been out to my car at night by myself since January 2nd.
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce