Cosmo Tip #300
foreheadtittaes: Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea because it’s so sharp
gingerhaze: large size Have a shmoopy Hulkeye comic because this particular fascination of mine is unlikely to be indulged by the movie. (DON’T TELL ME IF IT IS I DON’T WANT SPOILERS this late release date is killing me) This came from a conversation Lloyd and I had during Earth’s Mightiest Heroes where we theorized about Hulk carrying around Hawkeye in a baby sling.
joshishollywood: sparklewench: editorial design antics, pt. 2 this looks like a normal magazine spread right well if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle no one noticed and they actually published it now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault oh my god am i a horrible...
probablystilladoreyou: wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday
imfamousontumblr: my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry and tyra’s there like
caitimakittycait: canoe-err: So for English, we had to do a Twitter project as one of the characters from Hamlet and basically summarize the book in ten tweets. I chose to be Hamlet. everything I would ever want my life to be
robburgundy: asiansdoingweirdthings: if you’ve never listened to the civil wars I highly recommend you do I’ve heard enough
Dear people who question why girls go to the...
hyrulian-feminist: toomuchtaylor: middle-east-beast: Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake. Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.