May 2012
“If I were on the Iron Throne and I had to choose a Hand, I would want Tyrion. He...”
– Isaac Hempstead-Wright (Bran Stark)
unfroyharper:
the-left-lane-is-for-passing:
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Hawkeye’s badonkadonk is the sun.
#unfroyharper #This is for you #GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE
nyota and nefertiti: Zombie apocalypse coming soon →
angryqueerfirebender:
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at…
so after i saw the avengers
these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
Watchmageofbutts:
blingostarr:
spiswatchingyou:
i-steal-your-pantsu:
videohall:
Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.
what the hell
oh my gOD
i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part
thaaat’s pretty cool
i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life
commanderinqueef:
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
pfefferi:
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
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kristalbrooks:
gabrielsbutt:
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“The institution of marriage is not under attack as a result of the President’s...”
– Rev. Otis Moss III, Senior Pastor of Trinity United Church of Christ
(via colinfirth)
perpetualyesterday:
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in...
myreligioniskindness:
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
