winged-cyborg: omg this one time my dog was laying on the couch next to a pad and pen and my mum started laughing like “haha, it looks like hes gonna write something” and then she walked away so i wrote “PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL” on the pad and when she came back i hadnt moved but she just stared at the dog for like five minutes
THE ENTIRE TEEN WOLF FANDOM RIGHT NOW:
fyeahlilbitoeverything: shorm: thelittlekneesofbees: wandering-visionary: Sorry not sorry. I’m not sorry that I’m not sorry. oh my god, Kate and I just squealed loudly in unison I love how all the others are like “Whoa, calm the eff down.”
oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
sherlockstark: booksarefornerds: so there was a video of this girl on facebook and #I know that feel yep
notkorra: “be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
llcooljofficial: no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
mycutefriendsweetprincess: my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time
Plot twist: Lionsgate casts whoever wins the gold medal in mens Olympic swimming as Finnick Odair.
aseriesofbadlifechoices: Sometimes when I’m feeling down I look up Bob Ross videos on YouTube.
hide everywhere: What if your alarm clock was Tom... →
idreamofmischief: timelordy-teganbreann: circusdreamerr: i-have-been-johnlocked: Dear heart, I know you’re tired, but please, you must wake up. Don’t want to be late for class, now do we? Snooze? Is that a good choice, love? Well, I suppose a few more minutes won’t hurt….
onlyfooling-myself: dontplaywithme: light-cream-cheese: marauder-potter: coconi: hussieslips: louiebonbon: let’s not forget that ‘fandom’ is ’fanatic domain’ shortened oh #oh #I thought it was like #a kingdom of fans #huh my life is a lie #this is like when i found out unf meant universal noise of fucking #and not just someone saying unf oh… UNF IS AN ACRONYM!?!